Eh. If I’m Sacramento, I want SA and LA’s first round picks this year (18 and 25) to make that work.

You can’t always get what you want. #2 isn’t an established star either. They need to be realistic. Getting a couple promising young players (who have more value than mid-round picks) and maybe a draft pick tagged on may be enough.

Not if they like the top of this draft.

Right. Those would be the principals, but it could get tightened up with expiring contracts and future picks.

I don’t mean to sound like Bill Simmons, but could a “3-teamer” send #2 to San Antonio (gotta be Doncic), Kawhi to the Lakers, and 2 or 3 pieces between Ball, Kuzma, Ingram, and Randle to Sacramento? Who says no?

The opposite of Fortuna is ForSALMON. If he was Javier Forsalmon, he’d have gotten back in the ring because tuna swim with the current, while salmon swim against it.

Exciting, high-level = Goofy?

He’s not the one that wasted 5 minutes of your time. You might as well have been standing on a bridge while you banged out that response.

Flamethrowers can’t be banned though or they’d confiscate your take.

Haisley is as dry as the First Lady on the President’s birthday.

No one has ever called him Cabby till now.

In this situation, maybe it’s more of a prison/Jurassic Park thing. Not calling it incestuous, just that somebody’s gotta help mom tidy up around this motherfucker.

It’s not easy for a right-winger to sound like he’d swallow E-40's cock if he knew his friends wouldn’t find out about it, but this guy nails it

Is that you, Coach Ditka?

I was basically going to say the same thing. Carlos made the heel turn as soon as either Jesus, God, unnamed higher power, or bad cholesterol hit Drew Sharp with a folding chair.

Looks like you did a lot of work on that response. You managed to not make a point though. Moron.

A guy goes cuckoo, gets a restraining order from his former employer, and this reminds you of Bill Simmons....that’s moronic.

I’m surprised hot wasn’t spelled “HAWT”. If they’re going to bring this matter to light, might as well go all-in and make light of it.

You must be a moron.

It’s bad enough that your typical “blue-checkmark” has a mass of bot followers, but it’s their damn bottinis that really make a mess of things.