Is that you, Coach Ditka?

I was basically going to say the same thing. Carlos made the heel turn as soon as either Jesus, God, unnamed higher power, or bad cholesterol hit Drew Sharp with a folding chair.

Looks like you did a lot of work on that response. You managed to not make a point though. Moron.

A guy goes cuckoo, gets a restraining order from his former employer, and this reminds you of Bill Simmons....that’s moronic.

I’m surprised hot wasn’t spelled “HAWT”. If they’re going to bring this matter to light, might as well go all-in and make light of it.

You must be a moron.

It’s bad enough that your typical “blue-checkmark” has a mass of bot followers, but it’s their damn bottinis that really make a mess of things.

This is a great twist on the game: What if in every battle Wander investigated the crotch of a colossi for a weak point? With a “dead” girlfriend, you couldn’t blame the guy, but it would prove costly.

I say, if Trump really wants to spite the Eagles, he should go to NFC East rival Dallas and have a nice motorcade celebration through the downtown area.

Did you create a Kinja account today because you found some takes in a dumpster?

Statue-like reflexes.

Szekely Land! Where the comedy has no boundaries, and neither do the rules on where you masturbate.

Hi, I’m in Delaware.

“The game is rigged, man”, said AD Kraig “Bodie” Loovis.

LeBron seems to like “Yes Men”. He values compliance over talent.

Was your mom a “sad perspective” and your father a “flimsy argument”? JFC.

I’m not sure which is worse: “I’ve never even seen Seinfeld” or “I don’t even own a TV”.

It’s a long way down the Hochuli Road (Roh Oh Oaaah oh ode)

“Fuck you, AJ”

Wrestling on Fox. What an opportunity to bring in “Progressive Liberal” Dan Richards to play heel and really give the youngsters shit for brains.