The alternative is to not pay him, let someone else make him the highest paid player in NFL history, and then get into a boom or bust crap shoot in April.

Ainge’s early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But then theGarnett Deal happened in 2007 and he came into his own, financially and strategically. The whole roster had a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the team a big boost. He’s been compared to Jerry…

What percentage of “MMA CHUDS” are also “Trump CHUDS”? They feel like the same people to me.

Incredibly, both fighters come out looking great. Conor lasts longer than any reasonable person thought he could. Floyd knocks out an amateur, which would have been embarrassing if he hadn’t. Plus, the audience seems fairly satisfied.

This guy is a virtual nobody, and he clearly sucks. But, ya, thanks for everything, dude-bro.

Crazy idea: No more National Anthem before sporting events. Problem solved. By “problem”, I mean “Jesus Christ, start the game already”.

Here’s the thing I don’t get.....

I worked for them for several years. They do not review content unless brought to their attention. If they employed enough people to review the content of every site they host, the price on a domain or hosting wouldn’t be affordable.

He could just be helping out a friend. I know that sounds naive, but he gave TWO podcasts to his buddy House, and he sucks.

Dear Deadspin,

It’s all about money with you. You think because someone votes left it’s because they are getting some sort of stipend.

Your single-dad-getting-remarried back story was an excellent effort to try to soften the blow back. In the end, you voted for an unqualified mess because you thought it might save you a couple bucks. You voted for this and thought your shitty life justified it. You’re the fucking idiot and the real fucking problem.

This isn’t the “Is a hot dog a sandwich” debate. This is right vs wrong.

Are you really this naive or only when it fits your agenda?

Tastes like a delicious armpit.

Seems a bit harsh. If I know anything about adolescent girls, forcing them to unlock their diaries so that their little brothers could read the contents of its pages aloud for all of their crushes to hear would have been sufficient.

Bro, if you’re going to come in to this with a right-wing political angle, don’t sound as stereotypically stupid as normal people think right-wingers are. It really takes away from your potential to enlighten us all.

I find the best people to use that word on are the exact same people that “hate faggots”. Really gets under their skin.

His teammate is tweeting at ESPN to put this on their Not Top Ten? Somebody’s going to be the recipient of a “hot foot”. Maybe he’ll get a gum bubble stuck to his cap instead. Or just a punch in the mouth.

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.