No Green for these Spartans.

You had extra “ur-ine” in that sentence.

Your comment and a giant hunk of shit are a better match.

You are denying facts (numbers) and then presenting your own opinions as fact. And you outright lie (Johnson never had a rep for taking plays off outside of your opinion and whomever is nodding their head to be agreeable and polite in response to your overbearing anti-Megaton rhetoric). Trump has a job on his staff…

Dropped passes? Dropped 4 on 149 targets in his final season.

Give this one a shot, smart ass.

He could have brought a Super Soaker, loaded that thing up with water from the lazy river, and still killed someone with bacteria while avoiding the weapons charges.

“It’s morally repugnant”, sincerely “The guy that wrote a song about fucking a bunch of bitches”.

You’re making a pretty large leap there. And making the discussion personal. Must be that your shitty viewpoint can only be support by implausible examples like “The person that can’t live without something they’ve never had”.

Someone who has wanted a dog their entire life but couldn’t have one till now, and must have one now, (fuck the inconvenience for others) is a person in their early 20's, at the oldest. I remember being an asshole, so I guess I get it.

Are you suppose to “never” have a dog because of your “temporary” boyfriend? No. You get the dog when he is out of the picture. That feels like common sense.

An on-field cheater, a sideline disaster, and an off-field coke head: He probably fits right in with politicians.

It’s like a commercial for Hooked On Phonics commercial started with “I AM Reading”.

You’ve got black people going to college that have to deal with their own people telling them they are “trying to be white”, so you can’t think they’ll be very accepting putting on some insulting get-up and painting herself black.

How would you rank species of apes? What factors do you use to rank? Intelligence, cuteness, viability as pets, etc?

If you can’t beat them at beating staffers, join them.

Boxing is to Mayweather v. McGregor, as the Republican Party is to Trump.

Agree. Pay off the house, put a lot of it in a low risk, index mutual fund, then see if the local baseball team needs a seasonal beer tapper who is just happy to be there (or whatever a person’s low pressure semi-retirement gig might be).

This took about a whole 20 seconds to read. If Magary complains that you can’t fill a minute of White Sox content on Deadcast, point out that you gave the readers a lil’ sumpin this week.

When asked for an example of “baseball language”, Remy replied, “Chinese. Japanese. Three gree-nies. E-man-ski”.