Racism? Comedy comes in the 3's, but you stretched too far for that one. Especially when “the drinking water” was sitting right there.

Nothing threatening about what I said. I would say that to anyone. I would happily tell you face to face. If you feel threatened, it’s because I’m correct and you have no response.

Todd Heap is retired. Thomas is playing in Game 1 of the playoffs tomorrow. Your politics has infected your logic. Correct that shit.

Lewis Black has a bit about candy corn where, although it is the worst and he knows he hates it, it shows up every Halloween, he thinks “Candy Corn: Corn that tastes like candy”, and he eats it only to hate it all over again.

Came here to see if my two faves, bocce and croquet are on the list. I leave conflicted

I, for one, hope his son has a long NBA career, like Shaun Livingston’s. Exactly like.

I invented this thing called “The Kanye Zone”. It’s where someone’s reputation has become so crazy that you’ll believe any story you hear about them.

Talking babytalk to your babies is how they develop that mentally-challenged sounding accent some kids have, right? Where they say words like “hair” and it comes out “ha-uh? Or is there another reason for that?

Thanks for not being that guy I didn’t want to not be.

So Russ is face first in her butt? Some advanced moves for a guy just getting his feet (not his feet) wet in this whole sex thing.

Really enjoyed the fun being poked at Wilbon. That dude has been turning up the temp in his Easy Take Oven the past few years (as have most shows). He’s now fucking insufferable. The only saving grace is that TK often appears just as annoyed as me.

Lavar wants Lonzo, Liangelo, and Lamelo in LA with the Lakers because he is overextended in this alliteration thing and can’t go back now.

You’re kidding, right? “Stop transitioning so competing with the girls is legit” is your solution. It’s funny because the exact opposite is the right solution?

A time zone is just a couple hours behind, not a couple decades. I think it was a bit overkill on the players’ parts to adopt those early 90's hairstyles just because they were trapped in Tulsa.

If I read your comment, and I’m a liberal, and my response to you is “You’re a fucking faggot, dude” is “everyone”, as you put it, so easy to offend?

Clickbait! I was under the impression this was published in 2017. Bastards!

If the Earth is flat, how is it dark at 7pm in New York while the sun is out in LA? Shouldn’t a question like that be a enough for these people to realize they are wrong?

I was expecting him to stay put near mid court, delaying the game with antics. But that was kind of a nice move. The unorthodox foot movement could fool a defender.

Band conductor, Gymnastics coach.....Fire them. They don’t make money for the university. Who gives a shit? But football....well.....be better than PSU and Baylor. Suspend them, kick them off the team, or in the case of the coach, fire him if the investigation’s results deem it suitable. But are you trying to win…