I’m sorry, did Wang kill Lo Pan? Did Jack pay Wang back three-fold for his help? Was it all in Wang’s reflexes?

I bartended at a convention center for about 3 years while in college. I easily endured 100+ wedding receptions in that time. I only witnessed 2 fights. Cops came once. While not a barn, a Holiday Inn on the south side of Lansing, MI isn’t exactly the Harvard Club either. Two percent is probably an accurate number.

More of a hypothetical, mathematical observation. Obviously, no certainty that is the case. Sorry if it was taken offensively. That was unintended.

If child abusers abuse more than one child, sometimes many, and this thing gets passed on to the victims, are we headed towards a world of child abusers? That consideration probably would have made Idiocracy a much darker film.

I hope the NCAA keeps a strong hand with Baylor.

Any black player on the team missed an opportunity here. Just interrupt him as he chugs, chug with him (make sure the media catches it), and then they would get a pass on any shit they do later. “Reverse Street Cred”.

With the fiduciary rule, it’s going to force people to make sure they invest with honest financial groups and not crooks who just weren’t allowed to fuck you when the rule was in place.

Hit the ground so hard that Milk Dud came off his head.

“Airplane Mode” has been sitting there for years, waiting to be said. Excellent nickname.

He would make an excellent sheriff in a small town who lets the rich guy who owns all the town’s property, and his gang, to operate their crime syndicate.

Four seasons of Baylor football = 52 games. Maybe it was a pregame ritual? Hockey players grow beards, Wade Boggs ate chicken, Baylor football rapes. Whatever works.

Weird. I wonder if he’s figured a way to work “catch” into the bedroom like George Costanza and a pastrami sandwich.

No. But I talk at sporting events. I’m not affecting the audiences enjoyment, and if the performers have a problem, they’re pussies.

They’re playing a game, not actually curing cancer. It’s a little noise. It’s nothing.

There was an angry, anti-social type at this event?

This kid is like some sort of were-asshole trying to fight the transformation. His Joffrey Baratheon/Ted Cruz face is overtaking his being.

Might be too much for the guy to consider with 5 seconds ticking on the inbound, but half a second is strictly a “catch-and-shoot” situation. No time for the ass-pass. Refs had that one called off before the buzzer even sounded.

Have you seen the size of the bugs residing near Chernobyl?

You don’t get the Deadspin comments.

I’ll have three fingers of your finest mucus, up.