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Half the photos look like Rousey’s getting a blow job in her sleep.

“Drowsy” Ronda Rousey

Hey, Trump troll, fuck you and your grandmother. Merry Christmas.

Lighten up, Francis.

Eh. I’d chalk it up to the roughed-up hand which forced him into a glove.

2 year extension, worth “’Fuck Dickerson’ money”.

HBO narrowly missed a half hour of programming dedicated to Gronkowski’s injury.

As you noted for Hauschka, Matt Prater’s extra point attempt was also blocked.

Reread the headline. They got it right.

You may not read Breitbart, but they should be reading you.

Bama, Michigan, Ohio St, Penn St, Wisconsin, Western Michigan, Oklahoma, West Virginia, Louisville, Clemson, Washington.

A long time ago (like 2009, I think), Bill had comedian Jeff Ross on his podcast. They talked about “Stay in your lane”, the advice Dave Chappelle gave Ross to embrace doing what he’s good at. Bill thought it was brilliant advice.....then he immediately started showing up on TV. Stay in your lane, Bill.

Quite the ANALysis.

Harvard soccer is like Baylor football standing in front of a funhouse mirror.

I don’t think karma exists either. I mention it more as a novelty.

Cleveland forgot it was Cleveland. They got a taste of the good life and they ruined it by talking shit for the past 4+ months. They couldn’t just beat the Warriors and move on. Nope. Four months later, LeBron is poking at matter via Halloween confections.

I’ll just say, the Outshine brand fruit bars are fantastic. Pretty low in calories, too. Won’t vouch to crushing 17 but a box of 6 is little trouble.

Can’t disagree. I’ve been a Simmons fan since Page 2, but I have HBO readily available and I can’t bring myself to watch his show.

As Dunham works Junior’s mouth and mumbles “Nice grammar, loser”.

I feel like Jeff Dunham should be stand beside Junior.