Can’t wait till Trump loses. I’m sick  of seeing Pepe the Frog everywhere.

Who is rushing to a judgment here?

HAhaaa. It’s like Carlin’s 8th dirty word should have been “chillax”. I’m kidding, it’s “smegma”, but if you’re having a good time, you’re a loser, and it will end horribly for you, or you need to act horribly in order to succeed, and the collateral damage of your behavior ends up slapping the young intern on her ass…

Nah, fuck that. I had to take the time to type an even longer response for just you personally. You earned my annoyance.

No, I did not say demonstrating at a football game is ok. Nor did I say it wasn’t ok. The guy dressed in a disgusting manner at a football game probably believes kneeling during the Anthem is inappropriate. He is a hypothetical (or likely) hypocrite.

Ya, probably, but that’s not fun to say.

I bet his favorite movie is Diggstown. Plus, he’s concussed. Put those together, he’s just taking on the next opponent, with faith that James Woods has Bruce Dern’s number and they can make this score. But the last time Juan Manuel Lopez trusted James Woods, I mean.....they got history, you guys. Gotta take down this…

Look at him plant the arm. How many of us snap our left elbow trying to pull this move?

Buddy, I’m not talking about the right to do shit. I’m talking about kneeling being a physical stance that we’ve all taken at some point (church, ring in hand, practice field as coach yells, etc.), and nooses, which are a tool for execution/suicide. One of those two things are fucking tasteless to present in a public…

Yet, I’m sure this great excercisor of the 1st Amendment believes it’s appalling to kneel for the Anthem. JFC.

Is it even possible to crash a boat without being drunk and stoned?

If I filled out this bracket tomorrow my response may be vastly different. For instance, I was in Austin 2 weeks ago and had Texas brisket for the first time. I can’t get it out of my head. But give me the best pizza of my life and the brisket takes the back seat. 

In all seriousness, that would be such an appropriate Trump take, being that Obama is a basketball guy. He can work that in somehow. He already has all the opinions of every old timer that’s ever chatted me up at a bar anyway, might as well work in #3 on their list of sports opinions (#2 being that football is now for…

Over the weekend, during Fox’s morning NFL show, Terry Bradshaw delivered a take on Matthew Stafford that perplexed the rest of the gang. He clearly confused Matt Stafford with Sam Bradford. Before watching the video, I was thinking it might have been something like that.

These charges seem TRUMPed up.

He got beat by a couple hours here, too: http://theringer.com/matthew-stafford-lions-new-alex-smith-5ad0580aeea1

The name you’re looking for is “Jake Rudock”. The typical Lions fan is also one of the 100s of thousands of Wolverine fans with GEDs who believe Rudock would come in and be Brady 2.0 instantly.

As tasteless as the show already is, they kinda crossed the line for me tonight. Felt like an audience troll job, with the dragging it out, and the switcheroo, the brutality, and the garbage scene chewing by Negan.

Sell shares and start the sheep to panicking, let them drive down the price as they follow suit, buy back in after they’ve done their job, then watch it normalize.

My idea of a gang bang is like a deleted scene from Superbad where the 3 leads meet a hooker who, unbeknownst to them, has already been paid by Officers Rogen and Hader. If you’re horned up and desperate, fine.