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Welp. I’ve been bombed on for thinking you shouldn’t pack the franks inside the nearest hole when mad pussy is available. Guess, I’m the weird one. Weeeeeeeeee!

Ya, but we don’t bat an eye about most of the things rappers say. Most of them never shot a person either. Running a train on a bitch or popping a cap in someone’s ass is hoodrat behavior. It isn’t normal. And it’s one thing for an artist trying to imitate life and project an image, and another for a rich celebrity

I’m not concerned. It’s just another thing to take away, because we is FUCKING WEIRD.. I also take it as a very rapey situation. And there is something wrong there.

He isn’t “ok” doing things with other dudes present. He likes it. He is rich and famous. He doesn’t have to split a cab unless he wants. And I’m not calling him gay...but it is suspicious behavior.

It seems that lost in this story is the fact that Rose is, at the minimum, fucking weird? Rather than be a normal famous multimillionaire, who can meet all types of beautiful women on his own, this guy fucks chicks with his crew. He takes sloppy seconds, and shares a bedroom with his boys.

How does the psychic GOP feel about those who suffer from PRE Traumatic Stress Disorder?

True. And you don’t get hassled for moving to a different seat.

Ya, but I always feel bad afterward when I jerk it to the Battle of Normandy.

Is there anything else that is so great to watch in the comfort of your home that is also so awful to see in person as NFL football? Maybe porn?

You believe there were fewer Lions fans wathing on TV than there were Bears fans with tickets to the game? C’mon, man.

.....but I’m gonna put meat in it anyway.....

Schiano strikes me as a guy whose favorite bike is on the Fat Tire beer label. Hope the cops did their jobs completely. Just sayin.

Ahhhhh. I see. He can’t pick Oakman out of a locker room of players. So, to Grobe, black people all look alike. RACIST! Grobe is a RACIST!

Looking at Lindsey Graham, I suspect that he is an elderly transgender man. And as a suspected woman, he should be fat shamed until he shuts up.

People can’t play fantasy football. Sad. Me? My fantasy football app wouldn’t fail. Only the best. I’m a leader, it means I don’t lose. Some say they’re leaders, but look at them. They lose. And you can’t make excuses. Crooked Hillary has excuses. So does ESPN. Email, fantasy football; Same thing.

Blog posts taken down by soulless, chicken shit ownership doesn’t exactly equate to the impending dissolution of the 1st Amendment. If Univision wants to be perras poco in the face of litigation, that’s their business.

It was Shep. He came back from commercial with “We got some ‘splaining to do”. Good time for an I Love Lucy reference.

I don’t think Trump wants photos with anyone with crazy hair because it draws attention to his strange sparrow’s nest.

I have the great honor of being an Arizona transplant who went ahead and wedged himself into this fucking place by marrying a native, having a career, and forcing himself to deal with DirecTV customer service because he loves his home team.....