Harvard soccer is like Baylor football standing in front of a funhouse mirror.

I don’t think karma exists either. I mention it more as a novelty.

Cleveland forgot it was Cleveland. They got a taste of the good life and they ruined it by talking shit for the past 4+ months. They couldn’t just beat the Warriors and move on. Nope. Four months later, LeBron is poking at matter via Halloween confections.

I’ll just say, the Outshine brand fruit bars are fantastic. Pretty low in calories, too. Won’t vouch to crushing 17 but a box of 6 is little trouble.

Can’t disagree. I’ve been a Simmons fan since Page 2, but I have HBO readily available and I can’t bring myself to watch his show.

As Dunham works Junior’s mouth and mumbles “Nice grammar, loser”.

I feel like Jeff Dunham should be stand beside Junior.

Can’t wait till Trump loses. I’m sick  of seeing Pepe the Frog everywhere.

Who is rushing to a judgment here?

HAhaaa. It’s like Carlin’s 8th dirty word should have been “chillax”. I’m kidding, it’s “smegma”, but if you’re having a good time, you’re a loser, and it will end horribly for you, or you need to act horribly in order to succeed, and the collateral damage of your behavior ends up slapping the young intern on her ass…

Nah, fuck that. I had to take the time to type an even longer response for just you personally. You earned my annoyance.

No, I did not say demonstrating at a football game is ok. Nor did I say it wasn’t ok. The guy dressed in a disgusting manner at a football game probably believes kneeling during the Anthem is inappropriate. He is a hypothetical (or likely) hypocrite.

Ya, probably, but that’s not fun to say.

I bet his favorite movie is Diggstown. Plus, he’s concussed. Put those together, he’s just taking on the next opponent, with faith that James Woods has Bruce Dern’s number and they can make this score. But the last time Juan Manuel Lopez trusted James Woods, I mean.....they got history, you guys. Gotta take down this…

Look at him plant the arm. How many of us snap our left elbow trying to pull this move?

Buddy, I’m not talking about the right to do shit. I’m talking about kneeling being a physical stance that we’ve all taken at some point (church, ring in hand, practice field as coach yells, etc.), and nooses, which are a tool for execution/suicide. One of those two things are fucking tasteless to present in a public…

Yet, I’m sure this great excercisor of the 1st Amendment believes it’s appalling to kneel for the Anthem. JFC.

Is it even possible to crash a boat without being drunk and stoned?

If I filled out this bracket tomorrow my response may be vastly different. For instance, I was in Austin 2 weeks ago and had Texas brisket for the first time. I can’t get it out of my head. But give me the best pizza of my life and the brisket takes the back seat. 

In all seriousness, that would be such an appropriate Trump take, being that Obama is a basketball guy. He can work that in somehow. He already has all the opinions of every old timer that’s ever chatted me up at a bar anyway, might as well work in #3 on their list of sports opinions (#2 being that football is now for…