Over the weekend, during Fox’s morning NFL show, Terry Bradshaw delivered a take on Matthew Stafford that perplexed the rest of the gang. He clearly confused Matt Stafford with Sam Bradford. Before watching the video, I was thinking it might have been something like that.

These charges seem TRUMPed up.

He got beat by a couple hours here, too: http://theringer.com/matthew-stafford-lions-new-alex-smith-5ad0580aeea1

The name you’re looking for is “Jake Rudock”. The typical Lions fan is also one of the 100s of thousands of Wolverine fans with GEDs who believe Rudock would come in and be Brady 2.0 instantly.

Sell shares and start the sheep to panicking, let them drive down the price as they follow suit, buy back in after they’ve done their job, then watch it normalize.

My idea of a gang bang is like a deleted scene from Superbad where the 3 leads meet a hooker who, unbeknownst to them, has already been paid by Officers Rogen and Hader. If you’re horned up and desperate, fine.

Welp. I’ve been bombed on for thinking you shouldn’t pack the franks inside the nearest hole when mad pussy is available. Guess, I’m the weird one. Weeeeeeeeee!

Ya, but we don’t bat an eye about most of the things rappers say. Most of them never shot a person either. Running a train on a bitch or popping a cap in someone’s ass is hoodrat behavior. It isn’t normal. And it’s one thing for an artist trying to imitate life and project an image, and another for a rich celebrity…

I’m not concerned. It’s just another thing to take away, because we is FUCKING WEIRD.. I also take it as a very rapey situation. And there is something wrong there.

He isn’t “ok” doing things with other dudes present. He likes it. He is rich and famous. He doesn’t have to split a cab unless he wants. And I’m not calling him gay...but it is suspicious behavior.

It seems that lost in this story is the fact that Rose is, at the minimum, fucking weird? Rather than be a normal famous multimillionaire, who can meet all types of beautiful women on his own, this guy fucks chicks with his crew. He takes sloppy seconds, and shares a bedroom with his boys.

How does the psychic GOP feel about those who suffer from PRE Traumatic Stress Disorder?

True. And you don’t get hassled for moving to a different seat.

Ya, but I always feel bad afterward when I jerk it to the Battle of Normandy.

Is there anything else that is so great to watch in the comfort of your home that is also so awful to see in person as NFL football? Maybe porn?

You believe there were fewer Lions fans wathing on TV than there were Bears fans with tickets to the game? C’mon, man.

.....but I’m gonna put meat in it anyway.....

Schiano strikes me as a guy whose favorite bike is on the Fat Tire beer label. Hope the cops did their jobs completely. Just sayin.

Ahhhhh. I see. He can’t pick Oakman out of a locker room of players. So, to Grobe, black people all look alike. RACIST! Grobe is a RACIST!

Looking at Lindsey Graham, I suspect that he is an elderly transgender man. And as a suspected woman, he should be fat shamed until he shuts up.