People can’t play fantasy football. Sad. Me? My fantasy football app wouldn’t fail. Only the best. I’m a leader, it means I don’t lose. Some say they’re leaders, but look at them. They lose. And you can’t make excuses. Crooked Hillary has excuses. So does ESPN. Email, fantasy football; Same thing.

CSU players in the book store like.....

It was Shep. He came back from commercial with “We got some ‘splaining to do”. Good time for an I Love Lucy reference.

I don’t think Trump wants photos with anyone with crazy hair because it draws attention to his strange sparrow’s nest.

I have the great honor of being an Arizona transplant who went ahead and wedged himself into this fucking place by marrying a native, having a career, and forcing himself to deal with DirecTV customer service because he loves his home team.....

Was the title of the original email “Hey, do you guys like PDFs?"

Divisional opponent fan here:

Terrible puns: That’s how the man makes a living. His songs are essentially “dad jokes” that rhyme, with a splash of auto-tune.

I read through this whole fucking thread, watching as commenter after commenter hammered the fuck out of you. Hoping you’d respond. You did!

RIP The Guy with the Two Thumbs #ThisGuy

The doctor will measure the length of her clitoris. The disqualifying length is “I found it”.

Can’t judge a book by its cover. While Art looks like the manager of a seedy, small town car impound lot that wants to know “How much cash ya got onya”, you heard it from the man himself, he has never done anything unethical.

Sebastian the Hollywood & Vine Pubic Lice doesn’t see that happening this year. But as the old saying goes, never put too much credence behind the lyrics of a Little Mermaid song parody.

Under the Sea(Hawks)

I hate representing the corrections department, but that’s 4 golds and a bronze (balance beam), not silver, for Biles.

Cut to Caldwell in the next free agency period....

Then Caldwell ordered lunch: “Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing’s ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of tuna on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.”

Not talking about Walmart employees. Talking about the high percentage of pieces of shit that shop there. There are websites dedicated to the phenomenon.

I feel the same way about going to an NFL game as I do about going to Walmart.

I was looking for the point in this article, and I came to “Fuck all this American ‘rah rah’ shit”. I stuck the landing, but the degree of difficulty was very low.