Call it a mix of trolling racists, and......ya, I didn’t get the whole story. I was trying to be first like the media. Thought we were headed more toward something like the UAB-Notre Dame kid.

Not sure why you’re telling me this.

Gold medal to you.

Who will be the first Deadspin commentator to blame the victim for being shot?

It’s no more or less of a joke without linking the article.

I had to google Dan to find out who he is or what he does. Not that I watch Katie’s show, but I’m atleast aware of her. Maybe Dan should STFU. It’s called show bizness, not show friends. Does he think Rick Bayless’s brother and Pig Skeleton showed up to be his buddies? Jason Whitlock isn’t there to tell it like it…

Cleveland gets to rest after rolling through the mess on their side while a couple superior teams continue to slug it out. You then realize “My God, Cleveland could win this”.

Didn’t say I watched soccer. But hickey is absolute boring shit. I’d rather watch flies fuck.

Don’t tell him about how the US “big four” actually includes soccer and has replaced “soccer-on-ice stick-fighting” (based on hours of television programming, per week).

You say this “newfound fad” of saying something is taking itself too seriously is “harmful, at best”.

Riddle me THIS!

Requiring people who took on debt and sacrificed their time and efforts for 4 years to better themselves with an improved education is a good way to filter for competent people with good character who worked toward a major goal and accomplished it.

Got married in Feb. My wife and I entered the reception to Bound 2 (Kanye) with the music video playing on a large screen. Anyone not too familiar probably thought we were immensely douchey (whether they gathered that it was in jest or not) but there was no way I was going to enter this overly expensive party we paid…

Someone in a meth lab somewhere is having a rebranding idea.

After I’m done batin’, I like to watch an episode of Ouch! My Face! starring Goran Dragic.

That’s a bad analogy. A 250 item buffet is going to have a lot of unnecessary or bad items. Butter is pretty important. The Sand Snakes aren’t butter. The Sand Snakes are Southwestern Gluten-free pasta salad.

“Pfft, sex with horses? Weak.”

Right. Based on the tweet, he’ll be there. He’s probably in town. Just have an intern grab a bike, drive to his place and take a picture with him sitting on it.

White guys be like “Sure, honey, what ever makes you happy”.

He shoots the ball like a child who was never coached up to shoot the ball like an adult.