Grotesque children’s crayon sketches. Doesn’t get much better than that.

Nice smugshot.

Absolutely. Hum when you have something in your mouth.

Why choose a little person for their experiment? That’s what I don’t get. Shouldn’t they go with the approach of picking the most average dude possible, like Not Sure from Idiocracy?

Instead of more money he should ask them for a new name, maybe throw in a personality that is at least left of center in the complete roid monkey department.

Top 5 Wire characters? That’s unfair. Need a top 10 so as not to leave out great tertiary characters.

Honestly, good. We have a lot of freedom in this country, which is great, but more examples of people being crush by their own inability to manage their freedom might help keep others in line.

In my own experience, the force of the blast, which affects the trajectory of the load, is dependent on the size of the release and the excitement of the situation.

Not angry at all.

Not even close.

I felt this way about it in 04. You’re the one with the admitted bias (fuck the Yankees, btw), and it is in no way common for a player to undergo a procedure the same day as a game. Dr. Frankensox thought throwing sutures on his ankle would help his ankle out. It didn’t, they popped, and it bled. Like I said, credit…

And that response was adequate. Thank you, I get it now.

What does “Adequate Man” stand for? Seriously. What is the goal of this blog?

I’ll give credit to Schilling for letting the team doctor do a science experiment on him, but all it did was put blood in his sock. Also, credit to him for pitching hurt. But he’d been hurt. Blood is dramatic, so it was over sold and made him a hero.

Ya, bullshit surgery. The ankle he was pitching on that day was the one he was pitching on through the playoffs. Not saying he wasn’t hurt, but he had already been hurt and the fucking sock had no barring on the extent of his injury.

I’m not talking about what it was, I’m talking about what it wasn’t. Bleeding didn’t make it more heroic, but the media sold it that way.

Right. I just remember the bleeding being equated with the ankle injury, not stitches popping. Maybe it was really bleeding and the commentators and media grasped the blood for narrative sake, but I can’t give Schilling the benefit of a doubt. The guy clearly thinks he’s the smartest guy in any room he’s in, so I’ll…

Not sure about the hugs, but whenever my dog gets a big grin on her face she usually throws up a few moments later.

Who has ever hurt a bone, joint, muscle, tendon, or ligament so bad that it bleeds, outside of a fucking compound fracture?

Melania’s hobbies are Pilates and reading magazines. What year is it?