Not sure about the hugs, but whenever my dog gets a big grin on her face she usually throws up a few moments later.

Who has ever hurt a bone, joint, muscle, tendon, or ligament so bad that it bleeds, outside of a fucking compound fracture?

Melania’s hobbies are Pilates and reading magazines. What year is it?

She’s a real ham. And belly, and loin, and shoulder, and hoofs, and jowls, and.....

If you take a photo or want a photo with a celebrity, you’re already an asshole. You have a brain, remember the encounter. You need proof that you met them? Stop being a compulsive liar and people will take your word for it.

Spaghetti squash can operate as pasta, just not with a red sauce. If you heat up a little olive oil, throw the strands in there for a minute or two, hit it with some Italian spice, top with Alfredo sauce and some parm, you’ll be very satisfied

Pretty pretty pain cave, in the pain cave.

D’Angelo Russell is such an asshole.

“Eli Apple is a momma’s boy.”

Thanks for posting the video. The gif wasn’t the least bit funny.

True. That goes along with guns. Maybe it’s different here in AZ, but most gun dudes I’ve known in the time I’ve lived here are also huge pussies.

Wouldn’t it be very easy to counter this law by being ultra-vigilant and telling the police you suspect an inordinate amount of people of being transgendered? It seems like you could keep the local police busy with false-alarm bathroom duty.

It’s dumb assumption to read too much into someone’s body language or demeanor.....but here it goes.

So these aliens and cartoon voice characters could have been any race, yet the studios chose black actors.....that is a bad thing? If they weren’t cast, would the narrative be “For God’s sake, they won’t even give us the roles when they don’t even have to look at us!”

Dude leaves a mountain in the can.

Talent is more spread out in the East. Take the best from Det, Ind, Cha vs. Hou, Mem, Dal. East kills them there.

“They’re un-gr-r-r-rateful"!

I’m also imagining two dudes in the street fencing and one of them gets run over by a bike.

Hello! (Lo...lo...lo...) From the future!!!! (Chur...chur.....chur...)

Only the Finals has a scheduled date. If the Warriors and Clips both swept, they’d be playing in the next couple days.