“Derrrrrrrr, 1st Amendment, derrrrrr, freedom.”

So, just The Ringer for you, not the HBO show, as well?

Wait, wtf is that in the lower left of that picture? Did Dark Helmet from Space Balls have a kid? That dude with the weird ski mask from Fat Albert?

He’s a regular hitless.

One of my first dates with my wife was seeing Patton (2009). My wife had never been to a comedy show. She became a fan along with me.

This is a dumb explanation for a problem that doesn’t exist.

“I Averaged 22 Points, 12 Boards, and 6 Dimes at Ridgemont High”

This is how anti-Marijuana conservatives look at people having a laugh today.

Does Schilling have some sort of disorder that compels him to share his divisive opinions with the world? He can’t save his controversial thoughts for close friends and a few beers like the rest of us?

Get real. I said “putting them in the ring”. You know what I mean by that. Skipping rope and smacking a heavy bag isn’t the issue. And, ya, knocking them out is the ultimate goal of the sport. Do you own a gym? Some sort of personal reason for your spin?

Oh, I know. It’s gladiators of old. I really just find it funny that football is being criticized for concussions, yet a sport exists where the object of the game is to give your opponent a concussion.

It can be debated what kind of parent lets their kid play football, but can we agree you’re probably a monster if you push your kid into a boxing ring?

JJ Watt is so humble. I know because he tells EVERYONE.

They can thank Draymond Green and the Clippers. The Clippers ran their mouths and Green wakes up with a chip on his shoulder. He doesn’t need Doc and CP talking smack to be angry.

I don’t think they will, but if Vegas gave me 10-1 odds they would win 73 again, I’m throwing down $20. It just shouldn’t be that fathomable.

Nothing about this felt like luck (other than good fortune with injuries). They are that much better than everyone. Their core is young. Their 9th guy could start for other teams. They can do this again next year.

Good for the Lakers. This 82 game blow job ended with a worthy moneyshot and now they can towel off and build a real roster.

“Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.”

To Horry’s credit, he thought McGrady was side-eyeing him the whole broadcast.

As a 90's teenager, I would call home and have my mother ship me any old clothes she could find if I ever had an opportunity to go to a 90's theme party.