Bruce Arians - “You moms got a lot of nerve”.

A 3rd tier cult sport reflects 3rd tier culture and ideology? Go figure.

Anyone ever play drinking Jenga? I’m thinking you could buy a second set, play them simultaneously, throw in some paper airplanes and call it “9/11". Good fun right there.

Hey, what’s your fucking problem with MY CITY!?!? We have that one thing and that debatable quality I like. How is it ranked below that THAT CITY I’ve never visited but fits the narrative based on reputation?

Bogues was amazing for the fact that he was an awful shooter. You’d figure the smallest dude ever could atleast hit a jumper.

Was that with Kip Diskin? Fat guy, like Orca fat. He was the baritone, right?

Hawk Harrelson and Goose Gossage. Baseball loves “Bird-related first name”+ "alliterative last name".

Dude. I want that shirt. Such a good shit-stirrer.

If an athlete is reaching the end because his body is breaking down but he’s playing for a contender, and he is helping the team and wants to motivate the young guys, I’m okay with the “this is my last year” retirement.

A self-congratulatory final tour through the league with no intention of winning, powered by a cap-killing contract, rookie development-killing stolen minutes, and (as evident by this GIF) possession-killing ballhoggery.

Avocados are really good for you. I thought this was common knowledge. Nutritional facts can be fictions.

Just to be clear, you’re saying winning 73 games and NOT winning a championship is more important than winning less than 72 but winning the trophy?

What’s the “sandlot”?

The Warriors have played 78 of 82 games of something that doesn’t matter. Seventy-three wins is forgotten if they lose the Finals, and just an asterisk if they win, and if they fail to reach 73, vice-versa.

He’s just an NFL “rumors” puppet. He’s not a journalist or a writer. This should have been expected.

Thanks. I’m going to go tri-puke-a.

Outside of Phil Knight getting hit by a bus, I think is the last time Crying Jordan will ever be appropriate.

This tournament was loaded with blowouts since the Sweet 16 began.

Gizmodo posted this earlier today. Am I helping out or being a dick by pointing this out?

That screws up my premise. “Majuk the Magic” is much catchier.