“Maker the Laker”. Feels like that has to happen somehow.

The only way to spend your 20's as a male is with short bursts of loose relationships and one-night stands separated by large swaths of alone-time which verge on depressing before the next bang provides a remedy.

I.....I think you should have saved your time because your premise was shit.

Figure skating, huh? Next is sync swimming. Then rhythmic gymnastics. And around 5pm, the competitive passive-aggressive tweeting championships.

Jezebel giving us Carol as a reference. Yeesh. That’s a tough one.

So......how about that USWNT, huh? We talking about that today?

After my wife went to bed, I was a victim of CornHub.

Seems like the confusion would be USC and USC.

Samsung just needs to tweet this

You put the chocolate in the peanut butter without consent right there.

If we’ve learned anything today it’s that there are degrees to “betraying your teammates”.

These dudes don’t get to touch boobs in real life so taking away their fantasy boobs is inhumane. Not trying to justify their behavior, but these are quasi-handicapped people harassing her.

This is just bad. I don’t have a problem with race as subject matter. That isn’t the problem. The dialogue sucks and the graphics are neither tight nor interesting. Maybe these are just bad examples.

The woman sitting there might as well be wearing a shirt that says “I’m barren".

This seems to highlight why I quit voting.

Gonna be a big year for A-Train.

You know what, I’ll take it and tell my wife she better get on the the Gosling hunt because I’m already getting rejected.

Haha, true, but she don’t gots to know about it. Or the fact that I’m married.

My wife has 1: Ryan Gosling

Is that a ridiculous hair style in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?