JJ Watt is so humble. I know because he tells EVERYONE.

They can thank Draymond Green and the Clippers. The Clippers ran their mouths and Green wakes up with a chip on his shoulder. He doesn’t need Doc and CP talking smack to be angry.

I don’t think they will, but if Vegas gave me 10-1 odds they would win 73 again, I’m throwing down $20. It just shouldn’t be that fathomable.

Nothing about this felt like luck (other than good fortune with injuries). They are that much better than everyone. Their core is young. Their 9th guy could start for other teams. They can do this again next year.

Good for the Lakers. This 82 game blow job ended with a worthy moneyshot and now they can towel off and build a real roster.

“Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.”

To Horry’s credit, he thought McGrady was side-eyeing him the whole broadcast.

As a 90's teenager, I would call home and have my mother ship me any old clothes she could find if I ever had an opportunity to go to a 90's theme party.

Bruce Arians - “You moms got a lot of nerve”.

A 3rd tier cult sport reflects 3rd tier culture and ideology? Go figure.

Anyone ever play drinking Jenga? I’m thinking you could buy a second set, play them simultaneously, throw in some paper airplanes and call it “9/11". Good fun right there.

Hey, what’s your fucking problem with MY CITY!?!? We have that one thing and that debatable quality I like. How is it ranked below that THAT CITY I’ve never visited but fits the narrative based on reputation?

Bogues was amazing for the fact that he was an awful shooter. You’d figure the smallest dude ever could atleast hit a jumper.

Was that with Kip Diskin? Fat guy, like Orca fat. He was the baritone, right?

Hawk Harrelson and Goose Gossage. Baseball loves “Bird-related first name”+ "alliterative last name".

Dude. I want that shirt. Such a good shit-stirrer.

If an athlete is reaching the end because his body is breaking down but he’s playing for a contender, and he is helping the team and wants to motivate the young guys, I’m okay with the “this is my last year” retirement.

A self-congratulatory final tour through the league with no intention of winning, powered by a cap-killing contract, rookie development-killing stolen minutes, and (as evident by this GIF) possession-killing ballhoggery.

Avocados are really good for you. I thought this was common knowledge. Nutritional facts can be fictions.

Just to be clear, you’re saying winning 73 games and NOT winning a championship is more important than winning less than 72 but winning the trophy?