What’s the “sandlot”?

The Warriors have played 78 of 82 games of something that doesn’t matter. Seventy-three wins is forgotten if they lose the Finals, and just an asterisk if they win, and if they fail to reach 73, vice-versa.

He’s just an NFL “rumors” puppet. He’s not a journalist or a writer. This should have been expected.

Thanks. I’m going to go tri-puke-a.

Outside of Phil Knight getting hit by a bus, I think is the last time Crying Jordan will ever be appropriate.

This tournament was loaded with blowouts since the Sweet 16 began.

Gizmodo posted this earlier today. Am I helping out or being a dick by pointing this out?

That screws up my premise. “Majuk the Magic” is much catchier.

“Maker the Laker”. Feels like that has to happen somehow.

It’s nice to see shots fired at a Bill Simmons production outside of Deadspin.

The only way to spend your 20's as a male is with short bursts of loose relationships and one-night stands separated by large swaths of alone-time which verge on depressing before the next bang provides a remedy.

He won’t beat a woman or child to death with a bat.

Ya, a loser-ish 16 year old kid is the only way to go because that is what most 16 year olds are, but I wouldn’t mind watching Spiderman’s Day Off. He could torment Doc Ock AND his high school principal.

I.....I think you should have saved your time because your premise was shit.

Figure skating, huh? Next is sync swimming. Then rhythmic gymnastics. And around 5pm, the competitive passive-aggressive tweeting championships.

Jezebel giving us Carol as a reference. Yeesh. That’s a tough one.

So......how about that USWNT, huh? We talking about that today?

After my wife went to bed, I was a victim of CornHub.

Seems like the confusion would be USC and USC.

Samsung just needs to tweet this