I say that every time some dummy in the office sends a “reply all” email.

Go bother the Owner -> Go bother the Commissioner -> Go bother a Senator -> Go bother the President -> Go vote -> Go cram it with walnuts, ugly!

You can’t pay players to come to your school, but what does the NCAA have to say about “Free mustache rides"?

He relished in the destruction of Reilly. As Rick’s jokes fell flat, he only laughed harder. And, my God, imagine the pithy comments waiting on Deadspin from the millions of Cheshire Cats resting on the branches of the interweb Wonderland (Click on “show pending” if you really want to go down a “rabbit hole”). All of…

He always describes things in such a smug manner, and it’s rarely as clever as he thinks it is.

The hiring process would be a lot easier.

Not sure anything tops this one

Is this a photo shoot or the outtakes from Cannonball Run II?

I re-gret-ed my com-ment

Jin-gle’s se-ven syl-la-bles.

Somebody tell that nerfherder to scram.

If Buffalo Bill was reincarnated, Rex would be a rug in Bill’s cabin, and Rob would be on a caravan to the nearest trading post.

When “One hand doesn’t know what the other one is doing”, sometimes it’s a matter of one of the middle fingers saying “Fuck you. I’m in charge”. Stout looks like that middle finger

The Taco Bell menu is turning into a West Virginian family tree.

I agree. If he never has to see Crowder because he knows he’s there, then that is a little bit of credit to Brad Stevens, too.

The pressure is on Daryl Morey. His shorts might be a “Tad Brown".

I think it was about what he COULD see; Five Bucks bunched up near the paint. He sees all the Bucks and he saw Crowder in the short-corner before he made his move. If Crowder wasn’t still there, that’s his fault.

“Amateur hour”

Right, but the kid that assaulted and falsely imprisoned a woman a week ago? And the day before that, the player that got busted for trying to fuck a 15 year old girl he met online? I’m not just talking about this and the Manning stuff.