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Did I miss something? Why is Tennessee in the news for damn near every awful student-athlete story of the past 1-2 months? Did they stop paying the mafia (NCAA) for protection, or are they just a legit horrible institution?

How much scrilla would one need to procure said beverage?

Daryl Morey is thinking “Could I have called Montreal?"

Beware of anagrams, Washington:

Not sure saying a vehicle is “roomy” and having a dude make it look tiny makes much sense.

Nice doodle. Allen Robinson shall now be known as The Notebook.

Yo, fuck Bill Simmons, fuck The Ringer, fuck Grantland, fuck Dave Jacoby cuz he shot my young homie.

These Tennessee players don’t seem to care if those touching their junk are legit VOLUNTEERS.

Kobe ruining the all-star game all the way to the final buzzer.

The real winner is still Draymond, getting featured in a sketch in the middle of All Star Saturday. When has that happened before?

Maybe Dennis Schroder encouraged him and Mike mistook his “German approval” for “black dude approval”.

Pat Adelman is merely a varsity coach and he doesn’t even have a sweet ‘stache. Did Rick teach his kids anything?

I could watch that video zero times. (Long pause) Zero times? Check that, I could watch that video NEGATIVE TWO times. (Long pause) Incredible. (Paper crumple) (Long pause) Let’s go to the phones......

I understood the joke but you gotta expect it with a large enough audience. And maybe it’s good to balance the comment section out with ***whoosh*** when so much of it contains ***whiff***.

Zzzzzzzzzzz. Wake me up when there is Fallout Feral Ghoul porn. With there aggressive nature, I’m sure they really get after it.

Too bad for the NFL that Taylor Negron is dead. Easy scapegoat. Maybe get Bruce Willis on the case anyway. I bet if he and Randle visit Aaron Hernandez they could find a lead on the source of this type of behavior. He’ll at least confirm that life’s a bitch.

I lot of people say mean things about Mitch, which sucks for him because HE CAN FUCKING HEAR THEM!

You should stop paying for GIFs. They are free and plentiful.

A picture is worth a thousand words.