I think he was typing on the Internet. :)

I know right? I feel like Amal is so stunning in general that I can't stop reading all these stories about her. I wasn't a Clooney fan before but i will start paying attention to him now that he is married to her!

Amal's wedding dress by Oscar de la Renta is much more lovely than my wedding dress by J. C. de la Penney.

This photo bomb is perfect.

...be careful what you wish for.

Mint & Olive Oil? I admit I have an over active imagination & watch a lot of Hannibal, but my first thought was "he's going to make sausage casing out of their intestines."

Right? That was my immediate thought, too: "OMG OUCH NOPE".

This is one of my favorite okc mails....I am still curious how I would feel this in my armpits.

You a) live in my vicinity and b) have provided me with even more reason to stay the fuck off OKCupid forever. Twice was enough.

There was a creepy dude on Grindr, that told one of my guy friends what he wanted him to do. The exact words were, I kid you not:

...and I can't get a response on a dating site

It makes me feel better about the last creepy message I received on okcupid...

Well that...would burn.

So she snagged Clooney AND Slattery? She must be quite the dame.

It restores my faith in George that he finally married a women of substance, albeit an exceptionally beautiful one. It would have been so easy for him to fall into the ageing Hollywood star rut of marrying the next nubile young actress only then to to divorce six months later. Congratulations!

Obviously everyone on this site just hates attractive women. That's why all the posts on Beyonce and JLaw and etc.

Weren't they just yelling at her the other day about interning at Planned Parenthood?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.