I grew up on an alpaca farm.

I am super clear with everyone who calls me these days: Remote or get out.

OMG these Youth Asylum guys totally gave a suprise free concert at my middle school. We got a free demo on cassette tape LMAO. All I remember is one of them took off his shirt and rubbed his nipples and us kids were like "wtf is going on". There was also some weird older dude that sang too, he gave a rose to one of my…

I just want one ONE REFERENCE to Dunst being "the best darn tapper." Just one. Maybe "most smartest," too. I hope she's a suspect in whatever crime it is this time. And I sorta hope it's this one:

Oh, man. Now I really want to get stoned and watch Drop Dead Gorgeous.

ORIGIN STORY!!!!

I hope they bark throughout the ceremony and trash the reception venue. Imagine how much she and her husband will be charged for restoring the site.

One of these things is not like the other...

Of the 4, she's the one you choose to unload on?

That poor woman. I cannot imagine dying in that manner - just so horrifying and painful.

#NotAllGoatees

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When I was 13 and Titanic-mania was at its height, I was positive that I was going to marry Leo in about ten years. Now that more than ten years have passed and I'm reading this, I feel like I dodged a bullet.

I want to see proof that Don was working at LensCrafters that day!

Ohhh! Please pass it on!

I think it's telling we haven't heard anything about Don yet.

Mackinnon's Bieber impression is Oscar-worthy. Just unbelievably good.