It sounds stupid, but Medium got me through a rocky five weeks. The premis is asinine, but the relationships kind of reassured me that a semi functional adult relationship is possible. I also binge watch Frasier. Basically, go for shows where you shouldn't watch the last two episodes. United States of Tara is also…

that is shitty shitty shitty. the tiny smidgen of a silver lining is not having to wonder "what if I'd done this that or the other thing?" obviously if you were in couples therapy for months you did all you could to make it work. Now it's really all on him and his conscience. My netflix recommendation is not…

Here you go: my sleeping cat and my dog, who is a real good sport. I hope it brings you a smile....I'd send you a box of wine if I could....

I ordered a clear acrylic makeup organizer thing with drawers from Muji and it came today and it is RAD. I am irrationally thrilled at the idea of not having to clean hairspray crust and towel fuzz off of all these little jars and tubes now. Also it looks SO much better. And now I want another one so I can stack 'em.…

Sweet merciful sandwiches, she really is beautiful.

In completely unrelated news, I love her recent (?) move to elegant, understated looks.

For those of you who get the parts of the brain mixed up:

Girrrlll, you bought all THAT at Marshal's?

Biscotti on why it didn't speak Monday: "I am a cookie. I do not speak. This is written in chocolate chips."

I also "dress up." That is, if dressing up is a pair of nice leggings, boots and a tunic sweater or tee shirt and scarf (depending on the weather) or an easy dress with leggings/tights and boots. I feel less "chaotic traveler" if I look like I've got my shit together. And I still have the delusion of a meet-cute with…

Okay, honestly? I'm one of those people that dresses up to fly.

You're right!

I'm not feeling that purebred dog. Sandy should be a mangy mutt.

Carol Burnett is the best. No contest.

noooo I love when Cameron takes on asshole roles. Why do so many people hate her for Miss Hannigan? WE LOVE YOU MISS HANNIGAN.

Still not feeling Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan. Guess my heart belongs to Carol Burnett.

YEAH SINGLE PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!!*

TEAM TAY OR DEATH

Taylor is a bit of a drama queen about this. Katy hired 3 dancers away from Taylor - wouldn't/shouldn't the people Taylor be mad at the actual dancers? I read elsewhere that at least 2 of the dancers had been with Katy for years prior and that was part of the reason she wanted to go back. One of them stated that…