Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

I just keep finding reasons to use this.

I bet Hawaii can’t wait to say goodbye to these.

My favorite response was left out:

This guy is definitely a Cardinals fan.

the best clap back

I wonder if he benintendi to do that all along.

I think the black and white is just in replays. But they’ve been inching back from pure PG for a couple years. There’s a few more grown-up words now than, say, 2012. There is more blood these days, but it’s just accidental and the result of botched spots more than anything else (see: John Cena’s nose).

This is pretty jagged.

Will Ferrel as W. Gotta be.

Quickly-cooking chicken breasts and pork chops are great for weeknight meals — except when they turn out as dry and flavorless as shoe leather. Brining has become my saving grace! It’s a way of ensuring juiciness and adding flavor, and unlike turkey and corned beef that need to soak for days, these thin cuts will…

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

motherfucker can see.

Phil Mickelson is as popular as he is because he was the safe white alternative to Tiger Woods for racist golf fans.

Of course this differs greatly from Kobe’s Lakers, where no one scored on a passed ball.

I can’t go to my job wearing a horsemask.

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

Welcome to my life in Chicago for the past 7 years!

I want to note that when Deadspin staff was talking about whether any of these crappy first-round matchups would be worth watching, I vigorously touted Celtics-Hawks.