LOOK EVERYBODY, IT’S ENRIQUE PALAZZO!

How DARE YOU. Every call Ump Enrico made that day was BY THE BOOK.

No, the Lions lost because their coach, whose incompetence at game management is documented yet again, kept his unused timeout in his pocket (what, for next week’s game? to take it back, unused and unopened, for a full refund?), rather than calling it, and setting up both the correct defense and the correct personnel…

Then Saban issued a challenge to the reporters assembled: “Come closer to the dais here. Really pack it in. Then peer down into my throat. What you’ll see staring back at you is the jet black emptiness waiting for all of us once my acolytes summon another Championship bauble to the temple. With just one more crystal…

-1 Kennedy

Wow. Dallas has the worst luck with shots taken in November.

Honestly, until the mention of lawyer, it seemed that it could have been a Timofey Mozgov story.

Incidentally, that bio scored an A as his civil liberties term paper at Ole Miss.

When I first saw it, I thought it might have been a “it was too late to do anything” plays. But you can see the guy shift his body *not* to avoid contact. He might be sorry he knocked Bridgewater cold, but the hit was no accident.

It’s different in that it’s a thousand times worse than a punch

The umpire who saw it up close called it a legal play. Is that umpire also suspended? If it was an illegal play, it would have changed the subsequent outcome of the inning, but the game will not be resumed from that moment.

Fucking Stevie Wonder truthers.

I hope those fans leaving early had a good Dr. Pepper Championship Drive home.

Yeah yeah, tough guy. Easy for you to criticize them when they can’t even read it.

“Neither can I.”

These massive block quotes of what he said are completely out of context.

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