How were the refreshments?

Sexton scored 40, not 38. Also Alabama lost the Iron Bowl. That has no bearingon this article, but it is fun to keep bringing up!

I was in South Carolina with a bunch of friends for a bachelor party that weekend - we went out to a bar that night and the game was on. As the Mississippi State lead grew in the first half a lot of us realized something oddwas happening, but figured it would all evaporate once UConn remembered they were UConn. Which,…

Absolutely came here for this. Was not disappointed.

Well, might as well leave this here:

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Nice try on the purple eye thing. The Cowboy’s wives and girlfriends section looks like that every Sunday.

Greg Sankey does NOT fuck around when trying to reschedule an SEC game.

Oh honey, that’s because you are too old for him. He likes women his daughter’s age. *barf*

Regarding rising sea levels, your NY illustration shows how the city will look if sea levels rise 60 meters, not how they’ll look in sixty years. If sea levels rise 1m per year for the next sixty years, we’re all fucked, regardless of where we live.

I don’t read comics, but he has those super douchy shades, so I hate him.

Brandon Chicken is Joey Freshwater’s wingman.

Frosty Boss Ribs

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

Halftime adjustments? What’s that?

Les Miles:

Less terrifying mascot:

In a related story the Yankees announced they will be adding a $50 “We’re not dead yet” surcharge to tickets for remaining home games this season.

Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.