This isnt the first time Romney has kept a black man down.

Nah. It landed on a nice soft pile of cocaine.

“This is the best kind of football because it is all white guys”. - Colin Cowherd

He fits in well. That is about the Jaguarsiest thing he could have done.

“I mean look, there is a thug culture in St. Louis, and these black kids need to be held accoun..... What? He was White? Oh. Well, in other news; Did Obama personally plan the Benghazi attacks? I’ll invite some crazy person to agree with me next”. - Sean Hannity

Isnt the batter supposed to step out of the box there? I mean, if so, that’s kind of on him.

Huh?

Umm.... I don’t think it really mattered either way with Rupert Murdoch.

What kind of people still not only watch, but agree with Stephen A. at this point? Those people concern me.

BREAKING: The NBA has fined Dallas coach Rick Carlisle $25,000 for refusing to talk at Press Conference.

Considering lightning can strike up to 20 miles away from a thunderstorm, no the rule isn’t stupid or ridiculous. 30 minutes is the time that the National Weather Service recommends you wait before resuming outdoor activities. Because lightning is deadly, and a bit unpredictable, the 30 minute rule is necessary.

Yeah, but now, if it’s true, you just threw FSU under the bus.

Well, he just admitted to an NCAA violation.

Reads title. Gets excited. Rereads title. Jaden Smith Lookalike Boxer Gets Yhe Body Thetans Knocked Out Of Him. Well shit. You got my hopes up.

Such a pessimistic view. Instead, maybe this will bring shed enough bad light on the NYPD to cause meaningful reform.

Mickey Rourke is looking a lot better these days.

And he got all pissed about people tweeting shit like that at his daughter.

Fittingly, there are no counties in the country with a majority of Mets fans.

Pretty cool souvenir to be honest.

He also says Bill Cosby is his favorite comedian.