Only way that is "getting Belichicked" is if he was handed a camera and was forced to film practice.

A Papa John's meat lovers pizza is still a better player than half the guys on the team.

Are we sure this isnt viral marketing for Joe Dirt 2?

+1

That look is like "You mean I gotta stretch eating this s*** into 30 minutes of airtime???"

Where does this fall on the White-O-Meter? Gotta be like a 75 or more, right?

Too soon????

I love a properly executed fade. Mostly because you can do the same exact thing in the backyard.

Reporters on the scene were seen saying "C'mon. We do want to know about every knick, knack, and paddywack. Give a dog a bone".

+1

Still a bigger turnout than a Jacksonville Jaguars game.

Nah. Look again. He missed of anything. Orange player did take a weird bow to the crowd, though.

I mean, I know we have covered this before, but I really am starting to wonder if the 76ers asked the Deadspin staff to make up names for the players.

"The Holderness family is what the internet should be like, not this Deadspin filth. I blame Obama". - Sean Hannity

Since Bill has already killed Lincoln and Kennedy, how long before he kills MLK? We all know deep down he will enjoy it. Actually, I guess he will just hire out to kill him like he did with the others.

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Bill then returned to his trophy case where he looked at all his Peabody awards he made up and jacked off and sobbed into a tub of Rocky Road.

"Psh. Please". - Metta World Peace

They don't eject players unless they punch people nowadays. I'm not saying it wasnt an ejectable offense, but they wouldnt do it. Especially not to one of the stars of the game. And that goes for any team.