"You're welcome". - Colts rush defense.

I'm splitting hairs, here, but shouldn't that be n Unnecessary Roughness penalty, and not Unsportsmanlike Conduct.

F*ck Nick Saban with an 8 ft cattle prod with razor blades on the pole.

Zebra Print?

"I'm Jay Cutler, and I approve this message".

"LOL". - Tallahassee PD

"As far as we can tell, Mr. Williams has had no contact with Duracell or Energizer, so the Battery charge doesn't hold water". - Tallahassee PD

"Nawwww, man".
- Roger Goodell

I thought Kansas was anti-birth control and yet they are twisting tubes out there. Learn something new everyday.

It would take a lot more than that for me to say "Poor Cortland Finnegan".

Both teams had been doing that crap all game. Didnt get called till the very end of regulation. If you call it there, you had better call it all game.

Hail State

I feel bad for Eli. I mean, in any other family, he is the best of the best. He isnt THAT bad of a QB.

It's almost as if the coach of said football team felt his job was in jeopardy and needed to pull out all the stops to win.

It would serve ESPN well I think for SEC and B1G to be the two best conferences simply because CBS still has 1st pick of SEC games.

There is a pale-white apparition on the sideline, but that's just Rex Ryan.

That guy would be perfect for Jameis Winston.

But....why? Ah, screw it. It's deadspin. That question is never asked nor answered.

Gus Malzahn looks horrible.

I just don't get it. If you actively want to suck, then give Kobe a chance to play for a championship somewhere that cares and get a couple of pieces for down the road instead of forcing him to spend has last few games watching how far an organization can fall in 5 years.