You are correct sir! But Jalopnik has long way to go to be as fair and balanced as Fox News, comrade.

Thats an argument nobody wins.

Just got cut off by a soccer mom in a Ssangyong....

We’ve seen plenty of articles about Scandinavian and Soviet cars, haven’t we? Yet not one about Franco era SEAT...

Theres a local government medium-wig that comes racing with us from time to time. That man is without a doubt, the most inept human being I have ever met.

Dammit GM, this shit is why we have to have the government running you.

I still want a fax machine in every room.

WTF is going on Portugal? At any other rally in any other place the stage would have been thrown out.

Pitting under the virtual safety car worked great for those that did it in the GP2 race, but Lewis wasn’t far enough ahead, and the VSC period was too short and came too late in the race.

Mechanical Fuel Injection. Born out of the idea that electronics are the debbil.

I disagree, the turbo five pot in my Audi 200 and the NA version in my Jetta Wagon were some of the more reliable engines I’ve ever been around. Power wise they were just vanilla. And mechanical fuel injection is the debbil.

Why am I looking at my instrument cluster to see what song is playing?

Five cylinder engines. The “economy of a four, power of a six” mantra never played out like it was supposed to. Just like rotaries they were best at converting gasoline directly into sweet sweet noise.

Digital dashboards. Turns out the people of the future just like needles.

Rally America? Really? Maybe 10 years ago. The only surprise is by how many minutes Higgins wins overall.

Its super green!

Talk about a hefty drag off the ol’ crack pipe. You can buy a real Continental R for that much.

The answer is always “SkyNet”

SEAT’s weapon against FIAT was surprise, and fear...fear and surprise.

Smoke if ya got em.