Do you need to pass a drug test to work on the Tesla assembly line?

You want scheduling SNAFUs? America’s former top rally series just got bumped by a local hillclimb...

Tesla is doomed with this asshole at the helm.

Also, stop asking for carfaxes when you’re on a sub $3000 budget.  Just be happy it has a clean title.

Elon just doesn’t understand that auto CEOs aren’t supposed to be famous.

Tell that to my local Mitsubishi dealer. Thats what they told me when they refused to do warranty service on my Evo

I guess they’ll have to get real jobs then.  What a tragedy.

RE71Rs are magic for autocross, but they overheat under track duty and get greasy.

I had an Audi 200 Quattro. It had eleven ashtrays and zero cup holders.

Smoking was really cool in 1990.

Safety squint.

Its “where beer does flow and men chunder”, not thunder.

So this was his excuse for Silverstone?

Please tell me this guy demands that everyone call him Mr. Fucks.

Fuck this car.

We are truly living in the stupidest timeline.

I remember when Ryan’s horse was Uber.

Not surprised.

Of course they were fastest. The privateer LMP teams are literally not allowed to be faster than the Toyota.

America isn’t interested in leading anymore.