As always, the biggest problem with Subaru cars is Subaru people.

It just makes too much sense for the egos in the room to handle.

That cyclist is Mr. Magoo reincarnated.

The RV wouldn't do burnouts, even in the rain. I have brought shame to my family.

We'll be just outside of Turn 1. Look for a loud man with a badonkadonk butt.

Me & the rally crew will be there. You're welcome to stop on out at the Geico West Campground for some V10 rental RV burnouts, Yuenglings, and getting generally Wisconsinable.

I generally don't do that much jacking without some quality gentlemen's literature.

I love the nervous laugh from the engineer when the 4 cylinder siezes up on the dyno.

Once again, nobody remembers it because it sucked.

Scion: Toyota's Oldsmobile.

It was forgotten because it sucked.

The national level isn't where the drama is, its at the regional level where teams need the media coverage the most.

Seriously, rallying's popularity has surged and died over and over again since the 70's. When I got started in the sport in 2001, I asked a 30 year veteran what the good old days were like. He said "Shit. These are the good old days."

Ever been to Faenza? To-Ro Ross-So. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about them. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's a junior team. Pernicious nonsense!

"Ah, that was very good of him. Very good."

Mitsubishi Mirage. Straight from the stars to the gutter.

Well theres no such thing as federal traffic laws. This petition isn't going to do jack shit.

Shit yeah I have. Best friend had a BRAT in high school, it was teriffyingly awesome.

Meh. Ferrari always finds a way to throw money at drivers with anonymous F1 careers. Ask Mika Salo and Pedro De La Rosa how many race drives it worked into.