“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

the important thing is that everybody tried hard and had fun

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

I came here ready to call bullshit and say only games that came out before the year 2000 should be included, but, with a few notable exceptions, it looks like that’s what you did, so instead I’ll just note that you didn’t include Excitebike or Super Off Road, so I hope you all die in a fire.

Thing is, we don’t even have to do this as a thought experiment.  The career arc of The Darkness is exactly what would happen to a hair band in 2019.

i ave never, ever, pusht the backspace button

Let's Remember Some Guys: The League

Because different dealers can sell cars at different prices, based on margins and volume. So let’s say you do the marathon and haggle them down and get ready to walk out...then they offer you their actual “bottom dollar price.” You don’t actually know if that is the best deal on the market because you don’t have a…

“I mean the odo said 156,163, but I got on the phone with the guy and was able to talk him down to 147,382!  I gave him my social and mother’s maiden and we sealed the deal then and there!”

“At $15,000 does this WRX-swap....”

Yeah, a few grand didn’t make much difference when I got my 15-year adjustable-rate loan for my F-250 King Ranch.

Oh, let it die. WH reporters should have boycotted it as soon as it became clearer that it was just SHS lying and lying and lying. All of the “but if we don’t cover it, somebody might lie about stuff,” B.S. was tired out over a year ago.

Its Manual.

Look, he’s doing everything he can every day to take this country back to the era that made Martin Luther King Jr.’s work necessary, ok?

Har har, very funny guys, with the juvenile references. Can we get back to football and the play design, and talk about the blocking scheme, whether they cut block him? Did they cut Cox or was he uncut?

Man Pete Davidson has really gone down the tubes since his break up with Ariana Grande...

What, you don’t enter your PIN number into LCD display on the ATM machine?

The reason why the Conservative meme factory will never really have the impact they want is because they can’t even flirt with reality. If the fake quote had been “We still had a good time” that would at least be believable. But “It was the best meal we ever had” is what turns it into such hilarious nonsense.

This is an excellent point. Also, positive reinforcement with treats will help her maintain this new behavior.

I mean all Murray has to do is look at how much money fellow OU alum and Heisman Trophy winner Sam Bradford has made in the NFL without actually being very good and it seems like a pretty easy decision.