I think the “over-carbonated” nature of it might be an attempt to make it a bit more refreshing to the overwhelming number of Texans that drink it during our “100 and Fuck” degree days that take up the majority of our calendar year here.

I voted NP. Full disclosure, I had a 97 Jetta with a VR6 and still miss it everyday.  Nostalgia is a son of a bitch.

CP.

False.  No such thing as too much Trader Joe’s Mandarin Orange Chicken.

Just when I think, in the United States of Google that we live in, that no one will believe this shit. It pops right up on my feed. Posted by my ultra right wing coworker who constantly posts this kind of shit without ever thinking “Maybe I should check to see if that’s real” before posting.  A quick copy and paste…

I was full of shock and dismay until I got to the part where they said this was in Mesquite, TX. Mesquite is quite likely the most racist area of the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex. I’m scared to get profiled there...and I’m white.

The love comes from the history he has with young QBs. The old guard is aging out (Brady, Manning, Brees, Rothlisberger) and GMs are seeing the new young crop coming in. He has a proven track record with young hot QBs in not the best of environments (Houston, A&M at the time he got there, Tech).

Because satin and matte paints suck. One grease spot, bad mud splash, overzealous hand print, etc., and the whole thing is ruined. Satin and Matte vinyl wraps are laminated/sealed and will keep that finish even after washing.

Full disclosure, I’m male and not a teacher. However, my mother was an elementary school teacher in Texas for over 30 years and my wife is currently one.

I read this in Trump’s voice for some reason.

I guess I’m one of the weirdos here that still not only changes my own oil, but also still takes advantage of oil rebates. I think my last round of 5 quarts of Pennzoil Platinum Synthetic only cost me 12 bucks because of the $10 rebate (they’re easier to redeem now than they used to be as well).

The problem with prosecuting would be in trying to establish what the false statement of fact is.

is it too late for an Up with People reboot?

I’m at least a little let down that no one suggested a Miata.

Also worth mentioning that decent vehicle wraps like these typically cost a couple grand or more.

....what pancake batter leftovers?

Ever notice when someone whose character has never fired a gun before, is totally comfortable after firing. Like no dropping of the gun in shock, or even a “holy shit, that’s loud!” face.

I like the Wendy’s Menu Better than McD’s.  But the Golden Arches will always win simply because of Breakfast.  They Got it, Wendy’s Don’t.

Still Better than Steinbrenner

Clark Bars are pretty solid if you catch a fresh batch.