David Tracy should sell all eleven of his cars to buy this.

“Am I missing something? I don’t understand. Is there something that I have missed here? Is there something that I have failed to comprehend?”

In fairness, Texas Tech isn’t an easy place to win at. You’re off in a barren land as close to Denver as it is to prime Texas high school talent. You’re not getting many recruits to choose Lubbock over schools like TCU, much less UT, A&M, OU and LSU. I think Kingsbury could have done what Lincoln Riley is doing if he…

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”

Sadly I think we all know Peter King’s career is safe. 

Allen: How bad is it doc?

Absolutely. I was too young and too broke to sue John Elway Nissan when my “CPO” Maxima turned out to have been wrecked and then repaired with numerous aftermarket parts. No dealership would repair the numerous problems that it very quickly developed. In fact, Adeli, if you’re reading this, let’s just consider this a…

leaky, half-disassembled Triumph Spitfire

Thankfully, this isn’t an organizational problem, as the Mariners have had a Fall restraint plan in place since 2001.

Dude out here thinking he's a punter

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

There you go again. You’re just being a nervous Nellie.

Growing up, most of the American History classes I took ended right around the Civil War. It wasn’t until junior year AP American History that we really got into post-Civil War stuff. At the time, we were taught that Radical Reconstructionism (namely, really making the former Confederates pay for their crimes) would…

OK, smart guy. How would you cover a guy who’s not even on the field?

I read this in Trump’s voice for some reason.

Looks like many of the Dodgey bits have been removed.

Then how does he get to the games?! Hey-O!

If you can wrench or are willing to pay someone to do the dirty deeds, then this is definitely a Nice Price.

This seems like a pretty clear cut case of libel in that it was knowingly false information written with malicious intent for express purpose of causing financial harm.

Anyone who supports trump is fair game for trump standards of criticism, as that is part of what they support. He did run his campaign on a platform of racism, bigotry, and insults, after all.