You guys are missing the deal here. The Hot Wheels pictured is $14,500. Buy that and the guy will throw in the Jeep for free.

I pour it under Jeeps in driveways and parking lots. Nobody notices.

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Tucker was involved in the chase after being involved in a “domestic situation” and was stopped by police before speeding off 

best not to jump to conclusions on this as they may come up well short of hitting the mark.

Ebony wood do that.

“I was MULTItasking. Do you even KNOW what that means? SITTING in a CHAIR; LOOKing at the CAMERA; translating ANCIENT SYMBOLS into SOUNDS through a high-speed connection between my BRAIN and my MOUTH; wearing GLASSES; being a BLACK MAN in AMERICA; and all at once! Do you think YOU could do any better?”

Stephen A Smith is the Ron Burgundy of sportscasting.  Somewhere there are writers practically choking on laughter “HE ACTUALLY SAID IT!”

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

To be fair, how was that guy supposed to know someone there was actually coaching the Nets.

We told you to shave those sideburns, Mattingly!

This guy’s going to give all people with hand tattoos a bad rap.  

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

Now for the guy perspective: he’ll be stoked. You’re aware of the double standard, and the way the standard applies to him is that the unwritten rule for guys now is ‘don’t hit on your server(s)‘. They’re just working for tips, trying to do a good job, don’t read into it and make it weird.

The only 28 year olds I'm buying are either hourly or sportier or both

Best final stage? American Gladiators (original) or GTFO. Just an endless barrage of semi-fit people getting mutilated by the best of 1980's roid rage.

I mean, it was a line that wasn’t really given the time or resources to succeed and given up on way too early, if that isn’t fitting for a ‘millennial beer’ then I don’t know what is. Only way it could be more millennial is if they decided to let the unsold inventory hang out in Budweisers basement indefinitely. 

I don’t know. I’d have to ask. Let’s start with me.