I smiled 5 years ago, I was was also allowed to wear my glasses but was vain so didn’t, but I just got mine renewed and was forbidden from wearing glasses and/or smiling

If they have any kind of smart technology in their licences then you can’t is my understanding. You can’t even smile where I live.

I was on the Metro and changing lines, there was a sort of homeless looking guy (there is a particular homeless chic in parts of france. It’s not all homeless people but it’s enough, only young people, to notice. It’s white dreads, khaki hammer pants, and docs. Also normally a very large dog. I accidentally ended up…

I still like Girls (I know, it’s a guilty pleasure) but embarking on this whole project seem so off. Like most of the criticism directed her way is that she fails to get that feminists of our generation at least nominally care about intersectionality (I mean today’s white cis feminists fail over and over but it’s less…

But clumsy people know how to fall because we have practice. I once went down a flight of stairs, didn’t hurt myself, didn’t spill my drink and just sort of chuckled and walked off. I have no idea what the crowd of people who saw it thought but in my mind I’m James Bond.

I’m really really clumsy and trip all the fucking time (this is before heels get involved). If I was famous it would be my entire wikipedia page.

Can we have a thread for “crazy mailroom stories” like the conditions are better but for sheer intenseness of crazy, we beat hospitality every time.

Yes I was being A Idiot about the actress. I get wanting to honour her legacy but he was a bastard to many many women, like a criminally abusive bastard, I mean we wouldn’t be this cool with the women of Woody Allen and their daughter’s doing something like this right? (...right?) So yeah of course they get to live…

On one hand I really doubt we’re in the same country, on the other we might have had the same stalker despite that, I mean dude did write letters to the Queen. The cat dude had the most lovely calligraphy I’ve ever seen!

So many people declare themselves as sovereign kingdoms, a dude had his cat witness his statement saying so! (I mentioned this in another comment, he believed we caused a massacre and sent drawings of his cat to prove it, he would in quiet times just draw pictures of his cat with his views on what his “neighbouring…

Like you don’t know crazy until you work a mailroom for law enforcement...

This is very feminist kill-joy of me, but Hitchcock did awful things to his young actresses. It might be sort of nice if that was acknowledged by the actresses daughters (I mean Katty Griffin got a “murdered Barbie” of her Mom because I guess her severed fingers were too subtle) because wow, this is weird considering…

Yup yup yup. I get it logically. But we had one dude who’d illustrate his rantings with comics of his cats. Like... why? How? Why? Also the cat was adorable.

But you get to scream your own name in bed!

I get that, but to me I then think “well why wouldn’t that government kill you?/actually stage a massacre an then kill the operative who did it?” Then I realise I’m getting too involved in the logic.

I have a weird thing for wanting to fuck a girl with my name. I met a lesbian with my name but she had a serious girlfriend and stupid morals got in the way of trying to seduce her. Because she’s a stupid person not a tool with my name for enjoyment, like all people ought to be.

But like think about it, your clone knows you (my neighbour read the cracked article when we were 10 so we are ludicrously informed about it) it’s your clone, it knows your every little movement. It will not give up, you will not give up. You’re going at this to the end. But you are perfectly matched. You will never…

Hmmm, that would get you the republican nomination (as long as your clone is already born/not wanting euthanasia) but would be considered problematic by the liberal crowd.

I used to work in a mail-room for a government office and I’d get letter after letter about how every crime was a conspiracy. I had a guy that would write to the Queen, the prime minister, then it would dove tail and he’d write multiple letters to each state premier, then dove tail again to each department he wanted…

You should lead us, for sure.