America just has to admit that deep down they want royals. I mean everyone complains about theirs when they have a royal family, but everyone is aching for a family who they can simultaneously look up to for fashion advice and look down upon for their idiotic comments. And they need it thrust onto them so they can…

Yeah I tried the same with every combination I could think of and found nothing. I think either he has a deal with satan or OP might be confusing him with another bland white actor...

Honestly I feel like he might actually be a work of performance art. He’s now 60 and has gone Galt... I have no idea how his wife hasn’t throttled him.

Yup, they had an awful wedding (my mother’s brother also crashed her car on the way...) but a happy marriage

Sorry I explained that badly. If you have a serious conviction (like a conviction for assault) and you’re not a citizen you can be denied entry into Australia.

That’s very cool. I assumed it was a River Song thing.

My Granddad died when my Dad was young so there are weird dependencies between him and his brother. Honestly my mother’s family are the most spiteful people I’ve ever met so I have no idea why they didn’t defend her, I guess they either didn’t want to embarrass her further (the remarks were a “joke”) or just too…

Oh this was WAY before I was born.

My Uncle was my Dad’s best man and he called my mother a prostitute in his speech and finished with “my little brother could do better, let’s admit it”. She raised me to elope...

Oooh I read about this when it first happened. I hope they get enough from the court case to have the best wine tour ever.

I hit puberty watching the Thick of It. I love him and know everything about him (since Local Hero). I seriously considered politics based on him and Stephen Fry in Absolute Power.

Sadly he came by plane. If he’d come by boat he’d be being abused for profit at we speak!

Yup, freedom of speech only really applies to citizens not people with convictions for domestic violence or people from the US who are only here to advocate the murder of doctors.

Oooh what if there’s an ectopic pregnancy and they have to abort!!??

We all have our tastes...

Peter Capaldi in real life donates to charity and has been with his wife for 24 years?

Oh I remember that tour! My parents refused to let me go to it... maybe I’m Avril Lavigne. I am born in April.

Shower sure. Sink? The only time I can see that happening is when a lot of alcohol has been drunk and I see nothing but disaster coming from the attempts.

I just really really really want him to tell her she’s going to hell because she doesn’t accept the One True Church.

Hollywood is the worst...