I didn’t see it but I can’t resist looking up spoilers before I see a film. From what I could tell I would have hated the ending but loved the journey. Sort of a like a luxury limo trip to Kentucky...

Honestly Chris Brown isn’t really given a pass by White Feminism. But on the other hand I feel very few people over 14 consider him hot...

Remember when he beat the shit out of his girlfriend? Like when he wasn’t eyefucking a camera decided to fuck his ex, “his ex claimed he threw her over a chair, broke her nose, dragged her alongside her car, and caused her to twist her left ankle and blow out her left kneecap”

Yup, we might possibly take pity on a person if they helped a client kill themselves when they decided there was no hope of a happy life, we would never take pity on them if they hacked the person to death over months. There are better ways to blind and there is no way the people involved didn’t know about them.

Yeah I know people who have been medically blinded (it was to stop worse things happening and if science doesn’t improve in the next 30-40 years I’m facing the same) and no cleaning products were involved....

I know it’s so awfully racist and should never be mentioned, but he is doing his best to make Team America a documentary.

Saint Augustine spent most of his life whoring, drinking and gambling then repented and wrote the foundations of Catholic morality. This goes back a long way...

When I first got my license my brother was working in a franchise of a big pizza chain. He was too young to drive and I was too young to drink so I ended up chauffeuring him to and fro work for his late shifts. The owners of the franchise were a couples holding were swinging with their two senior staff members and…

Also the books were popular when they were 15-18, it’s entirely possible that they found them awful but sort of synched with them because teenage angst transcends good literature. I mean I hate the books and I read 3 of them in senior over like a week. They were awful but I needed something that wasn’t shakespear of…

In undergrad I had a dual so half my degree was humanities based and the other half STEM. The STEM part took up so much times with labs etc and I was doing it with a few friends from highschool so I really didn’t socialise with people from my art degree side for ages.

If all the people saying this are single, then I suggest a bitter girls’ night! We can wear ugly pants and drink drinks with a lot of campari in them in our respective time zones.

I just hate this pressure to be creative. Like my brother is artistic so he can get away with creating art or writing songs to my parents for gifts until he’s at least 30, I can’t. And I hate that his talent is considered more “authentic” than mine because mine lead to me buying a gift...

I know tons of people with the opposite story. They got visa/insurance/dorm privileges if they got married so they did and whoops, 40 years later it’s still pretty-much working.

It’s just, your life isn’t an audition to become an instagram celebrity! And also if I ever dated someone and they seriously asked me a serious question in public (not to mention on a fucking boat where they could dump my body in the tepid water!) I’d be really pissed.

Eh my Dad asked my Mum to marry him doing the washing up. She asked where the relationship was going after dinner one day and he said “I want to marry you and be with you forever”.

Despite the fact that I know they’ve killed people, this somehow makes me way more upset than anything else they might have done.

... ... ... Good.

I mean, they fought the IRS and won through frivolous bullshit. They can and do drag randoms to court and just fuck them over with pointless suit after pointless suit. Also there have been a few multi-vitamin empire-owners who’ve taken the same tact to pretty considerable effect.

I’m 24 and I still get carded (the drinking age here is 18...) I recently got asked who was older when I was with my 16 year old cousin. When I was a TA at a high school I got mistaken for a student... I look like a child is what I’m saying. But some dudes get really weird when they find out my age.

I’m waiting for the day he goes full-circle and converts back to Christianity. I mean if the serial fornicators of Return of Kings can start singing the praises of the Church why can’t he?