Oh dear. Bush to Live is a massive step sideways.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

“If you’re gonna bang something, have the decency to go do it in the clubhouse, like I did.”

I see your “Iron City is shit” and raise you this absolute swill from Pittsburgh:

At least the Lions had the good sense to put a decade or so between chasing off their HOF RB and WR.

Listen, fun is fun, but if you’re going to interrupt your kid’s summer league game do it in the time honored and respectable fashion...get into a drunken argument with the official, before taking a few swings at random parents trying to separate the two of you, then storm off to your car screaming, “I’m sorry, I…

LeBron’s celebrations are completely classless. It sends the wrong message to kids that the refs and the league didn’t assess a technical foul on his son’s team because of LeBron’s antics. Follow the rules like everyone else. Because of this star worship, I fell two damned points short of hitting the over.

You’d think someone with a giant ass and infinite wealth would be better at picking out baked goods

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

“Our quarterback suffered a traumatic brain injury after hosting an awards show in New York City last winter.”

Our Head Coach looks like the love child of Marty Feldman and Vladimir Putin.

Our quarterback suffered a traumatic brain injury after hosting an awards show in New York City last winter.

The Jets’ new unis look like how I imagine Axe body spray smells.

Can you believe it’s 2019 and we’re still making timely “Dwight Gooden Arrested for Drug Possession” references? It’s like if Milli Vanilli were still making records and got caught lip synching again.

At least the Red Sox chose a brand to honor Ted Williams at the same time.

Christian Walker should stick to narrating those “Footprints in the Sand” posters

Was this during

It’s really obvious when you think about it.  The only way to keep a team in Tampa is to move it somewhere else.

From here on out, always and forever, until the day he dies and thereafter as well, I encourage everyone to refer to Kraft as "Handjob Bob".