So, like, six hours ago.

Alex would never give you that. The correct answer is: “What is fucking fat fuck?”

Come on. For Suzy the stripper would have to be Roger Clemens and only Roger Clemens.

Also, Carl Winslow Jr. is judging him real hard in that picture.

At Least The Oscars Satisfied Mike Francesa

Damint, Lauren. I saw “Bryce Harper” and “Met” in the same sentence and was all “WHAAAAA?”  Sigh.  #lolmets

This is great news for the current Patriots staph.

In case you are unsure, and you don’t want to look it up, “athwart” is how Mike Tyson pronounces “asswart”.

One can say that Richie (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), went private....

It would be tough for a former NFL player to go.......in disguise. ;)

There’s a line of snow?! Oh. Never mind.

Fruit ranking really is a multi-axis process, as shown in this chart.  A professor in my department in grad school had all his students fill out their own and taped it to the door of his lab.

the blame in Spain falls mainly on the Armenians

Neither of them come close to my favourite Cricket magazine:

[extremely Dennis Miller voice] I haven’t seen this much displeasure about a Cardinals’ decision since electing Pius XII, babe. They sent up more white smoke than Alice Cooper’s stage show in ‘78.