To be fair, 1984 was first published 40 years before she was born.

How has this been going on for 10 fucking years?

Like when I worked in Mcdonalds before finally making it as a scary clown on my own. 

I don’t doubt that Rick Moranis is a nice guy. By all accounts, he’s lovely.

*were given easy jobs to “build character” as a token gesture of humility

Yeah, sorry, Stiller and Williams don’t count. They weren’t “discovered” or "got their start" behind the screen, they had famous parents who pulled strings to secure them temporary employment before moving on to acting.

A 15th Level Cleric to the Lesser God of Indie Films attends your screening, approves, and Blesses the film, you, the audience, and me, your DM.

We all get +4 Reaction Adjustment and within one year you will encounter 1d4 Human /DemiHuman /Humanoid fans on public transportation who will tearfully tell you how your…

Failed Dursties

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!

Remember when Khan Noonien Singh was absolute ruler of quarter of the earth between 1992 and 1996? Too bad he and his surviving clan escaped being killed in the Eugenics Wars on the ship SS Botany Bay:

As much as I love All Star,

Monterey Pop is one of my favorite films. You get the feeling of the event so much better than Woodstock.

I hear nutria have made it pretty far north.

30 Rock. The front half is as energetic and funny as the show has ever been, and the last chunk of shows keep that hilarity going while giving just enough weight and dignity to characters who didn’t ordinarily get it. It’s also weirdly satisfying and kind of audacious to see the finale hand over a sizeable amount of…

I’ve got a bootleg of Letterman calling Trump a racist when there were only, like, ten people in the audience. 

I had seven wings and eleven potato wedges. Where’s my AV Club coverage? Bring Pepto.

You’re the first person I’ve heard claim it was a good movie.

“...And when I masturbate, which I sometimes do after a shower...”

How someone else's vomit got in to the suit, we'll never know.

calm down