Really makes you think.

Politics Corner - The drone Iran shot down cost $135 million. Compare that to this link. https://www.amazon.com/Rega...
That’s a cot on sale at Amazon. It has four and a half stars. It costs $25.99. The price of one drone would buy you over 5 million cots. One rich donor could buy cots for all the migrants in all the…

Anti-Semitism, clearly.

If you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you could hit someone 

Hey Gabe, I heard they’re naming another submersible for Raymond Throatwobbler Mangrove, once they have the “Raymond Luxury Yacht” stencil done. You may now express your indignation.

Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

Well, now we see the result of years of helicopter parenting.

This is the worst thing she’s done since burning Zac Braff to death and eating him. No, scratch that. This is the worst thing she's done since Blade: Trinity.

I feel the opposite. Almost all of the MCU is ultimately forgettable and Logan, Deadpool, Days of Future Past, X2, and even Wolverine and X-Men are all equal to top or second tier MCU films IMO.

everybody’s talking themselves blue about this being a choke, but it has me gasping in anticipation that it will be Oscar(tm) incarradine >ahemcoughcough< incarnate >coughcoughcough<

Veep did this the best that it will ever be done. 

“Man, it’s a hot one, huh?”

For some reason, I heard this in Hodgman’s voice, and it fit perfectly.

I guess Jobs’ oncologist cracked a few too many jokes when he recommended surgery.

In the dark future of Seattle, 2096

Sorry, I gotta go with Biz Markie and the Beastie Boys covering ‘Bennie and the Jets’. Anything else is fucking trash.

You have the right guy, but the wrong movie. I will never forget this review: https://film.avclub.com/contract-to-kill-isn-t-just-bad-it-s-steven-seagal-bad-1798189772

This was fantastic. This kind of thoughtful, long-form analysis that explore different angle than every other thinkpiece out there is what made me fall in love with A.V. Club in first place. Also, someone told me if me got enough upvotes, me would get free cookie! Me still waiting for that cookie...

I meant what I said.