If you sat down and typed “salamander radio birch arse” repeatedly, and hit “publish”, it would have made marginally MORE sense than what you actually posted just now.

Surprising amount of people here seem to think rape is acceptable under certain conditions. I felt dirty even writing that, but it’s accurate.

This presupposes that the not ironic/all sincere nu metal fandom ever died in the suburbs.

The greatest AV Film burn of all time I think belongs to Ignatiy:

He walks through the field of view at the funeral, incognito.

Just watched the finale, so coming in way late, but Mike said at the end that Selena never served a full term. So it would seem Selena AND Jonah got impeached and removed from office in short order.

The infrastructure thing isn’t a slam-dunk with the GOP rank-and-file. They talk a big game with projects like infrastructure, health care, fighting fentanyl, and other policies popular with voters, but it turns out investing in your country requires money, and money requires taxes, and nobody likes taxes! It’s…

Now you tell me. I already lent her my rock tumbler! I’m going to march over to the old Kemper place right now and demand she return it, and what’s more, I’ll insist she buy her own rock tumbler using her extraordinary wealth!

Once you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your enemies with a balanced attack.

Don’t forget kids, the Senate still only needs 50% to cover the President’s ass!

+1 for Thumbsucker. Like you wouldn't want surly smoking Keanu Reeves as your dentist.

Honestly, it was surprising the case wasn't dismissed up front.

The lack of Boyhood love is disappointing! Was the 12-year shoot written off as a gimmick after it lost Best Picture, because if so, that’s a damn shame. It really makes fine art out of the boundless and awkward idiocy of the grade school years.

Your argument is a little slippery-slope there, but I take your meaning. It’s hard to imagine how or if Barr would draw the line between obfuscating the Mueller report’s conclusions and doing the same for other unethical/criminal activity by the President, because it’s hard to imagine why he thinks his handling of the…

Fire ants?

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Many years back, a friend and I snuck into X-Men Origins: Wolverine with a 22-oz stuffed in each back pocket, wearing coats to cover up. Two bottles rolled for an interminable amount of time down the sloped theater, but nobody seemed to mind, possibly because the movie itself barely qualified as entertainment.

You try shitting on command while on enough coke to kill David Bowie.

Oh, honey.

I caught their tour last year and was not surprised one bit to see that they were still 100% on point. I was a little surprised how well YDB did tho. Considering his job is literally to imitate the inimitable, he kind of kicks ass.