I got you, corn farmers. I’ll hop on any boycott that requires zero effort from me!

Bud Light is a different company from Budweiser, right?

Stop trying to insert Aziz Ansari into everything!

Good article in the Post yesterday that compared the 2020 candidates’ margin of victory in the last few elections to the 2016 election results in the same state. Sherrod Brown looked very good, Klobuchar looked even better. Of course, she’s a girl, so America will have a hard time with that since we have such a big…

If they do that, they better make it easy to customize the living shit out of your breakfasts, since that’s the main advantage those places have. Put a tomato on there, sure. Siracha? Yes please. Hashbrown in the sandwich? I’m not made of steel.

Seriously, if they were going to do a Soft Cell song, they should have done “If I Had A Hammer”.

I miss those John Hughes films, when everybody was listening to Reverb and the Rabbitmen.

You’ll never get me to leave Temple High on Fire tho

I’ve only been there once, to watch the solar eclipse, but I can tell you that on the suggestion of my now-wife, we hit one of the few non-fast food options in the area, and it was... also not great.

I know. I saw that and said “uggggggggggh” and swore I wasn’t going to watch SeasNope, actually, I can’t even finish typing that ridiculous lie.  I’m watching the shit out of that shit!

Exactly, what they don’t tell you in those “perpetual care” scams is that within 900 million years, rising solar radiation will trigger a precipitous drop in atmospheric carbon dioxide, resulting in the extinction of most forms of plant and animal life... which INCLUDES the people maintaining your plot!

I mean, almost by definition, right? The ad specifically targets toxic masculinity — to say it aims to diminish the importance of masculinity overall implies you don’t know the difference between the toxic and non-toxic kind.

Honestly, I’m having a hard time getting too mad about this whole thing. If I were a football player who just spent the several months on a strict diet, working my ass off at practices while pretending to be receiving education, and had just been rewarded for those efforts with a national championship, a banquet room…

Your eggster is preggster, Matt the Hopple!  Good chair to you!

Juno singlehandedly soured me on anything this man does, and honestly it doesn’t seem like I’m missing much.

To be fair, Greek Yogurt does kind of sound like a synonym for santorum.

He’ll be back on those committees, and probably re-elected too.  I don’t think his career is dead in the slightest.

I wonder how much restraint they’re going to show in injecting Section 31 into Star Trek lore?

$4 says this thing gets jammed up with sand within two weeks.

As far as studio-band Soulless Rock And/Or Roll™ goes, I’ll take it over Don’t Stop Believing 9 days out of 8.

Hot take: Big Boi was the better half of OutKast.  Was.