My guess is it’s supposed to be F major, which is... probably worse.

*plays spoon solo by striking statue with spoons of various sizes*

Well these blurry photos from Suge Knight’s kid are all the convincing I need. Let’s organize us a posse, head to Malaysia and bring ‘im back. Won’t take more than a dayer two I reckon, Malaysia can’t be that big a town. We’ll be listening to All Eyez On Me 2 by spring, and talking about why that album title was a…

HOLTER 2020

Ted Koppel is kind of a “special reporter” for Sunday Morning. He doesn’t show up every week -- seems like he interviews the good gets.

Tickets on sale now for the CRUISE TO HELL!!!!! For only $750, you will have no choice but to listen to over thirty live bands, including BRING ME THE HORIZON, TRAPT, DROWNING POOL, and BURY YOUR DEAD!!!!!

THAT’S CRAZY

I generally root for songwriters who had one hit in the 90's, Dan Wilson, Gregg Alexander, Sean Nelson, John Wozniak, etc., but I admittedly do not support them in any tangible way.  Moral support only.

Are you sure you’re not thinking of Bob Dylan’s “It’s OK Ma, I’m Only Gary”

I think he’s banking on legalization, at which point capitalism will turn all blunts into e-blunts, all spliffs into e-spliffs, and all GBs into e-GBs. And they’ll have names like Goold or Pair-e-Dot.

Maybe it’s the bias of my religious affiliation, but I’m kind of shocked that there’s no mention of “Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz”, which puts Frasier a typically improbable scenario in which an older Jewish woman sets Frasier up on a date with her daughter, assuming that he’s Jewish, and then stops by his…

It seems shitty until you realize lots of people actually don’t care about music very much.

This would be a great time to burgle a celebrity’s house.

Coming in 2019:

Oates my good man! We never did agree on a lot of music outside of Television, did we?

Rip It Up And Start Again was my bible for a while. It opened my eyes to a lot of these bands, including Scritti Politti, how dare you.

I don’t see how it could be anything else apart from “Theme from The Greatest American Hero”.

AND it took “Kiss Them For Me” which is... OK, I guess? But Superstition is not their best.

Why thank you sir! I never really imagined my posting here as a recongnizable presence, much less noteworthy. I admit I am history’s greatest monster, although shamefully I’ve never been attacked by a giant swamp rabbit.

This is a great year! Josef K, Mission of Burma, Liquid Liquid, the Au Pairs. Plus This Heat’s Deceit, which is a top five album for me.