ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD OF THE TWIN MOONS

No….*squints*….this looks a little too easy…..

What about Craig Ferguson? He's done it before, and we all know he'll get *super* into it.

We can only hope…..

Litwick. It's a fucking ghost candle. I <3 it.

A store on Tumblr made my favorite one. It's so obnoxious. I love it!

I'm not sure when it happened (could be way back to when he was a child actor, or something to do with his messy marriage), but he went off the deep end. He's been caught numerous times on meth, went missing for a while, and got caught jerking off in a porn store.

We just need to bring Carnivale back……..and somehow find a way to write Nick Stahl out.

They're not that expensive. I'm actually surprised AV Club is only giving away a 1-Day pass, and/or that the organizers only gave out 1-day passes for this contest.

There have been a number of questionable "suicides" and mysterious deaths regarding ex-Scientology members and critics.

That's the one Juliet episode not at least cowritten by Carlton Cuse. I think that might have something to do with it. And I agree, her first two were fantastic flashbacks.

Juliet's season 3 flashbacks are some of the strongest of the show IMO. Carlton Cuse can write a damn strong female character.

Agreed. I've never been a shipper, and I'm absolutely terrified of the communities, but I have got into a few heated arguments over the legitimacy of Sawliet. Also, my gay ship will forever be Locke/Boone, who were both suspiciously without romantic partners when they left that church.

Heads up because I'm going into super-duper-embarrassing-fanboy-nerd-mode.

That sounds a lot like my head-canon, but I'm wondering if Darlton changed a few of the "rules" around before they solidified them on-screen. I had to explain to a few friends the differences between Christian Shepard on-island and Christian Shepard in "Something Nice Back Home" (not to mention the various Walt…

How bout a crazy funeral? *cuts to Nikki and Paulo*

Oh God, he better. He should have been Jessica Lange's replacement.

I've heard varying reports of this story, but a lot of people seem to think he was dismissive because he was there to sell his art, not TV.

Even my Facebook feed got tired of it like 2 weeks ago.

Given how INCREDIBLY it ended, I have a hard time calling it the worst.