Found it

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

This series is not helping my grandfather’s dementia. He saw the two teams on TV and looked more confused than ever.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Alternately: no one. The fakeout, promised death/ cliffhanger promised death is all a ruse and no one dies.

Geez. Even the refs don’t watch WNBA games.

Unlike Trump voters, which are exclusively non-brown.

That is correct, I should say “Non brown/clear”

When Life hands you everything, you take lemonade.

Wait, there’s only one Chicago? I thought the teams were from two different states with cities named Chicago. Like Springfield or Greenville or Washington. I’m so confused.

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Sadly, this is the most America is ever going to care about a drone victim

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

One guy in three holes is always a better way to spend the evening.

[4:06] What the fuck is this the Grateful Dead or something?

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Any song longer than three minutes is basically jazz and therefore sucks.

There are also too many states. Please eliminate three.

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.